Hi Everyone, and WELCOME to The Writing Fairy website. I'm Dorothea Helms, freelance writer, poet, book author, fiction dabbler, writing instructor, keynote speaker, humorist, wife, mother and slave to my English Bulldog, Margaret. My website is undergoing a facelift, boob lift, liposuction, weight loss program ... wait a minute - those are things I need personally. Sheesh. But my website IS in transition after being neglected for a LONG time. My goal is to inspire writers; my method humour (or humor in the U.S.). Enjoy!
For those of you who disagree with my political, economic, social, emotional an other opinions and want to curse me, I’ll give you a good start. Here are some things you can wish that would drive me bonkers.
That’s it for now – I’ll come up with more, trust me. Or not. Whatever.
I’ve been having a lot of fun on facebooks coming up with curses for people who – let’s say – I’d like to curse. I just realized that I could be posting these on my blahg.
Here are the curses I’ve come up with so far. I’ll add a new one whenever I feel like it. In case you’re interested. Which you’re probably not. But say you are, OK, or I may put a curse on you 🙂
There. I’m done for now. But tune in now and then to find out who’s next on my list!