Hi Everyone, and WELCOME to The Writing Fairy website. I'm Dorothea Helms, freelance writer, poet, book author, fiction dabbler, writing instructor, keynote speaker, humorist, wife, mother and slave to my English Bulldog, Margaret. My website is undergoing a facelift, boob lift, liposuction, weight loss program ... wait a minute - those are things I need personally. Sheesh. But my website IS in transition after being neglected for a LONG time. My goal is to inspire writers; my method humour (or humor in the U.S.). Enjoy!

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Archive for July, 2014

My dreams last night were a garble of words, numbers, faces and food. A lot of food.

I have the restive feeling that I never was in Kansas to begin with.

Sometimes obsequious attention, although insincere, is better than none at all.

Procrastination is a harbinger of things not to come.

She rounded out the disgusting meal with rouncival Brussels sprouts that tasted like green cannonballs.