For those of you who disagree with my political, economic, social, emotional an other opinions and want to curse me, I’ll give you a good start. Here are some things you can wish that would drive me bonkers.

  • May Dorothea get locked into a room with Bruce Springsteen music playing nonstop.
  • May Dorothea get locked into a room with Ann Coulter, Nancy Grace, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin and Willie Nelson (just threw him in there for fun).
  • May Dorothea be forced to emcee a Miss America pageant.

That’s it for now – I’ll come up with more, trust me. Or not. Whatever.