To all those driving behind me heading south on Durham 23 this morning, I apologize for doing the speed limit. I don’t know what I was thinking, forcing you to tailgate and then pass me unsafely, even sometimes on the double yellow line.

Really, I had my nerve, possibly making you a minute late for wherever you were heading off to. Why, oh why do they give people like me driver’s licences? Again, I apologize.

Oh, and if the sarcasm fits, you know what to do with it.

And yes, I know that was a mixed metaphor. I don’t care. If you don’t like it, put that in your pipe and smoke it.